kara: do the aussies have tv?
molly: you were born in a box
" I smell like a deep fried french hooker"- Alaina
"Just buying my thyme" -Carrie Miller
" when i was little i'd make banana bread like everyday. one day i mixed up the spices and put mexican chile powder in by accident though. i don't make banana bread anymore..." -Carrie Miller
"you're a dick. my wish didn't come true." Alaina
Me: Look at the moon! Look at the moon. Look at the moon.
Carrie Miller: Look at the road
1: So I got a free slurpee yesterday because it was June 7th. Like 7/11.
2: Hey, we're flying on 9/11. Do you think we'll get a free terrorist attack?
"i had a great fantasy in the shower"
"you shouldn't start stories like that"-alaina
A Place To Dream : so the thing that easily cheers me up
A Place To Dream : is when i get on myspace and my profile views has gone up
some people are just extra special i guess- liz, commenting on katie haster
"can we photoshop her face into our memories?" Alaina, on Katie Haster's face
EP:k will this make it easier? imagine me with boobs and long hair
Me: that doesn't help at all. That makes it worse.
EP: no, it makes you horny
Boss: I went to a hollywood party after I got off the phone with kara last night.
Me: we were never on the phone
Boss: (walks away slowly)
A Place To Dream: it was a good times
konatries: that was a good grammars
A Place To Dream: i tries
A Place To Dream: i'm still bummed about compare people
A Place To Dream: "more likely to eat a gallon of soup"
A Place To Dream: that's all i'm voted for ever
"i found narnia in my jacket" alaina
"sometimes before i go to bed i wake up my mom but she doesnt know it and shes like half awake and i have thse conversations with her that make no sense and she never remembers them.. shell be like "dont let the cat eat you and tell dad the ovens on fire" Kelsey G/Dad
"Damnit" -Mad Z.
i accidently sent a text to your parent's landline
"so in my paper about the problems of evil,
i said it was god's fault harry potter didnt come out in november" A. Mann
"They came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."- Martin Niemöller
"actually though,my shoudler hurts like raped buttholes" Alaina
Listening to: sugar magnoila great ful dead